But Could Probably Be (And Most Likely Have Been) Used As One Anyways:
Chopsticks
Plastic knives
Dowels
Dowels covered with duct tape so they look like they’re made of metal
Wooden spoon. End fits conveniently in a pencil sharpener, or you could smack your opponent with the spoon end in a non-lethal situation.
Pencils (although apparently pencil fights have their own set of rules and forms)
Markers (red ones are best, for obvious reasons)
Knitting needles
Drop Spindle. Note pointy end, and guard possibilities of whorl.
Sledge hammers
Violin bows
Broomsticks
Tin whistles
Bagpipe chanters, the victim here being quite obvious, I think.
Drinking straws
Yard sticks (USA)
Metre sticks (Canada and the rest of the world that values sensible measurement units)
Candle sticks
Branches that the dog just picked up off the beach
Bagpipe chanter
